S.A.D. – Single Awareness Day (The Opposite of Vday)

14 Feb

The last couple of years, I’ve found myself outside the circle of Vday festivities, which actually turned out fine since the last several years of my relationship Valentine nightmare stories were scary enough to put Stephen King off.

I discovered a whole new set of people who embrace NOT being embraced on this dreaded day of red and white. I’d bash chocolates and flowers, but I’m not going to lie.  I really love getting flowers and chocolate ANY time of the year.

Without further ado, my snarky version of the nostalgic Valentine’s Conversation Hearts in cupcake form.

The cupcakes are a new orange-y blend of my usual cannoli filling. I actually blended in a little marscapone to smooth out the graininess of the ricotta. A little splash of grand marnier (I’m not a big Sambuca fan), and it’s an instant hit!

Snarky Conversation Hearts

Eight Fairly Common Respones to Relationship Based Questions

It's Not Me, It's You

It's Not Me, It's You...Really

Just Not Into You

If he/she acts like he/she isn't into you, then they're JUST NOT INTO YOU!

Bite Me

Not always an invitation for fun time...

Let's Not Be Friends

Let's be honest. Who really wants to stay friends when it's all said and done?

 

You Suck

'Nuff said.

Size Does Matter

It does.

You're A Tool

When you care enough to always tell the truth.

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